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Obama and Michelle to Appear in Erotic Novel

The book promises 'forbidden desires' with a Hawaiian twist

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Jan 23, 2013 by Dain Fitzgerald

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The President and the First Lady share a love that's personal. A love that's special, one-of-a-kind.

And also available in paperback.

The POTUS and his main squeeze are to be featured in an erotica novel entitled GuestHouse Games available at the end of this month, according to the National Review's Eliana Johnson. Set amid President Obama's Hawaii vacation home in Kailua, the book, published by U Star Novels, relates the story of two passionate lovers "drawn into the ancient Hawaiian spiritual world and into the exploration of their own deepest and most forbidden desires."

"The novel is being made available to interested parties, and available online at no cost," says Johnson, with the requisite level of thinly veiled snark.

Via National Review.

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drpeeper

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Well they already screwed the country- may as well do it to each other.
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mimi57

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Couldn't have said it better, but, for us there was no eroticism...we just got screwed!!!
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MSU_Lacrosse

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA You are my hero. lol.
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ConserveUSA

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It keeps being that every day until 2016 I hope.
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Quiver12345

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Hit the wrong button. I would NOT read it.
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MetaphorBreeze

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That's creepy and inappropriate at best.
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Fishbone345

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Agreed. It just seems odd. Not sure what the point is here. I'd say publicity stunt for money, but it's being made available online for free?
I dunno, another slow news day here on Politix.
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MetaphorBreeze

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@Fishbone345 I deem that as news worthy in the "mentioned in passing" sense. My stunned confusion stems from an inability to comprehend why anybody would think this is ok? Wow... I literally can't even wrap my mind around this mentality. SMH😒
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Keyjo

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Is a movie about Abe Lincoln hunting vampires more appropriate?
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MetaphorBreeze

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@Keyjo how do you know he didn't hunt vampires? Lol is it silly and laughable? Sure it is. But is it even on the same level of disrespect as this erotic novel?? Absolutely not. Since when do we portray the commander in chief and first lady's gaged in erotic love play
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Fishbone345

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@Keyjo Well, one is complete fantasy and the other could be real. We don't know that Abe didn't fight the Undead for sure. ;)
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DARSB

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Political novels, sure. Novels about politicians? Nope.
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RobertJHarsh

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Ok....for real...if someone votes YES I will never come back to this site! EVER! And if you vote yes you had better come clean about it.
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Fishbone345

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Done!
Did it just for you!:)
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Cheenoguy

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I wish I had waited to vote until I read this. Would've voted yes.
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Keyjo

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I voted yes, though I'd like to change it to, "Yes, maybe."
Anyway, since you are leaving forever, I'll bid you a fond farewell.
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RobertJHarsh

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Oh that's how it works, Cheeno? I'd bet you buy that book too!
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Fishbone345

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Slow news day.
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stepped_in_it

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Bahaha......and a teacher was fired for this the other day....only hers was video taped! Time to move on.....but thanks for the laugh!
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mtkopf

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A Chicago area teacher WAS fired for writing erotic novels.
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twinertia

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I would drive fifty (50) miles out of my way to avoid any known bookstore that knowingly stocked this.
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Zazziness

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Which of these things is not like the other? Erotica, sensuality, politicians
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LMAO!
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culinary

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OMG!!! That made me shoot coffee out of my nose.
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DogLady_1

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Frst of all, the Obama's did not participate in the wiritng of this novel, nor do they endorse it. The book is a new type of media called "personalized fiction" where anyone can request copies made with their own choice of names for the main characters... now that you know, don't get your panties all in a wad over this... it's a just a marketing ploy, not a presidential faux pas. You could also request the book feature W and Laura, Sean and Jill, Newt and Calista, or even Harry and Landra.
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drpeeper

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Actually- a more accurate book would be the Media and the Romance with the Obamas. Maybe a group sex kinda funky adventure.
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DogLady_1

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@drpeeper - Ew!
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Zazziness

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"You could also request the book feature W and Laura, Sean and Jill, Newt and Calista, or even Harry and Landra." Ew. Just ew.
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@drpeeper And that wouldn't be in the fiction section either!:)
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@methinks - double EW!
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whataGOVwehave

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I would read it.....if it had an increase in jobs as an ending
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drpeeper

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Obama and Michelle to Appear in Erotic Novel- Starring Chris Matthews- Mika & Ed Shultz.
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SomethinsFishy

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Oh, for G*ds sakes. Talk about idol-worship. How about saving the 1st Family's table scraps, excrement, etc. freeze-drying them and giving them as bonuses to the people who buy the book? Give me a break.
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jessejaymes

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I want the white house table scraps to sell on Ebay. Maybe one of them has the face of Jesus on it?
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SomethinsFishy

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@jessejaymes Absolutely hysterical! Thanks for the laugh!
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Keyjo

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I'll bet they are still hot in bed together, even after all these years! A lot easier to picture that Barb and George.
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mtkopf

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Great! Just great! I now can't get the picture of George and Barb in bed together out of my mind!
On a side note, do you think the Bushs get freaky in the bedroom? If the image is going to be stuck in my head all day then might as well make it worth it.
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Keyjo

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@mtkopf
They are conservatives. I generally imagine conservatives to be vanilla. Liberals, progressives, I'd imagine to be more colorful,creative, mild to wild.
Let's face it, in my Gay world, it's the conservatives who tend to remain "in the closet "
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MadAmerican

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Does he actually perform in the book?
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joshinAZ

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No, and he Blames it on Bush.
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mimi57

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I wonder ...no I don't want, don't want to have to think about it...
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Realthinker

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And America's decline into narcissistic adolescence continues.
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woodtick57

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Yes, soft porn is a totally new phenomenon in our nation...
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Realthinker

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@woodtick57 It wasn't worshiped and sought after the way it is now when I was younger. Make no mistake, mature people are not entertained by such trash.
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@Realthinker

yeah sure...porn has been around since recorded history at least. the 'kids these days' mantra has never been correct...
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Realthinker

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@woodtick57 I am not denying it's been around. It was NOT mainstream until about the early 70's. It became much more mainstream with the advent of the sexual revolution, a movement that has nearly destroyed the family.
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bsking

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And just think we have 4 more years to find out how many different ways the Obama administration 's sycophants, can diminish the prestige of the office of President of the United States.
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mtkopf

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Every time you disrespect POTUS, you do the same thing.
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bsking

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@mtkopf somehow I knew 1 of you people would say something as stupid is that.
This man in the White House has made it easy to disrespect him. and I'm not alone nearly every foriegn leader has disrespected him, friend and foe alike. in his fundamental transformation he has turned the office of President , along with the nation itself into a laughing stock.
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mtkopf

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@bsking OK what happened to the idea of "if you don't respect the man, respect the office"? That only counts when repubs are in the oval?
Further, how has"nearly every other foreign leader...friend and foe alike" disrespect Obama? Do you have some proof of that or was that a dream you had last week?
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jessejaymes

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@bsking I seem to remember you right wingers saying "respect the office if you can't respect the man" with Bush II. The only truly good man this country has had as President in my 66 years was Jimmy Carter and look how that turned out.
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bsking

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@jessejaymes yeah that you need to reset your barometer.... Jimmy Carter that's a good one.
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BelinKS

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I put yes, but that would depend on if its more of a love story. If its plain ole erotica, no. This is fiction. I do like seeing a first couple that truely look like they're deeply in love and don't hide it.
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AundriaP

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Not unless my desires included regurgitating everything I've ever consumed in my life. Thanks anyway, though!
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RobertJHarsh

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Exactly! But don't tell anyone I was here. ;)
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Carolus

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I would not have thought there was much to write about with only A.I. to work from.
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