OBAMA'S SOTU

If You Play the State of the Union Drinking Game, Don't Drive Home

You'll be hammered

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Feb 12, 2013 by Mary Noble and Lisa Fine

Image: AP

Take a drink...

* If a GOP lawmaker disses Obama in the handshake line.

* If Pelosi kisses him.

* If the camera pans to Michelle nodding lovingly or Biden grinning toothily.

* If Obama mentions a moving anecdote about a real person he met.

Special Rules - If Obama...

* Says "jobs" or "unemployment," pour 8% of your drink down the toilet.

* Mentions Twitter or Facebook, drunk-text a friend.

* Describes a gun law as "common sense": take a shot (any shot).

* Blames the previous administration, drunk-dial your parents.

* Mentions an executive order, hit yourself with the bottle.

* Says "who you love," roll your eyes cynically and take a sip of neat liquor.

* Mentions health care reform, drink some juice because it's healthier.

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* If John Boehner starts weeping, down your drink in sympathy.

* If Ted Nugent heckles the president, finish the bottle.

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Feb '13

Jack-Black

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Just noticed Happy Gilmore is on AMC....Is there a drinking game for that?
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Real4WheelDrv

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Yeah, you hire a friend to dress up as an orderly and down a shot every time they abuse you., or a shot for every bleep.
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bsking

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Yes every time someone says hey we could be watching the president right now... hit them with a hockey stick
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OhWiseOne

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What about if you don't drink? Do you have a weed game? Joking.
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jessejaymes

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But I'm not joking. I don't drink but I do smoke weed with a medicinal Marijuana card. How about fair play ladies?
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OhWiseOne

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@jessejaymes I'm jealous. I want one of those.
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jessejaymes

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I'm in my business one day when an old hippie regular comes in with the grin. Holds up his medicinal marijuana card and says look what I got. Well I was jealous instantly. How did you get that? Every doctor I know is afraid to give them out.

Long story short a friend told him as he told me where this lady doctor was. About a mile from my store. You went in and told your problem and she wrote the script to get the card and lo and behold this same doctor owns there MM spots within 5 miles of her practice. The woman is a saint.
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OhWiseOne

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@jessejaymes Cool story and the lady does sound like a saint. I'm a firm believer that if weed ever becomes legal, it will become the drug of choice instead of alcohol.
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jessejaymes

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@OhWiseOne It should. While one should never drive impaired the truth is that people do all the time and the guy jumping lanes at 90 on the freeway is the drunk. the guy in the right hand lane doing 45 with his blinker on for 22 miles is the pot head. I'd rather take my chances with the latter.
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OhWiseOne

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That's funny. I vote you both up Mary and Lisa.
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OhWiseOne

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What happens if Ted Nugent and Nancy Pelosi start to kiss? LOL! I would pay to see that.
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texas_cutie75

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Excuse me while I go poke my minds eye out!!
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jessejaymes

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@texas_cutie75 Excuse me this stall is taken. I'll be out when I'm done puking.
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crusader

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I think that would only happen if both of them are also playing the drinking game, and after they finished the bottle.
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jessejaymes

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Ted Nugent and Nancy Pelosi kissing would rank right up there with Roseanne Barr making a porn movie.
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texas_cutie75

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And there went my appetite for the day... thanks!!
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jessejaymes

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Heh. I think Mary and Lisa have popped a cork a little early maybe? LOL
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OhWiseOne

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I also think that Mary and Lisa get down with MaryJane.
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jessejaymes

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@OhWiseOne I don't think so. All we have is photos and their stated mini profile but I'm not of the opinion that these women are tokers. I could be wrong but I suspect they're more the wine bunch. A stereotype I know but that's my guess. Lisa might have bogarted a joint back in college now and then.
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OhWiseOne

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@jessejaymes They look like the female version of Cheech and Chong to me. I agree about the wine part though.
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jessejaymes

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@OhWiseOne You're on the sauce aren't you? they don't look anything like female versions of cheech and chong. Has no one ever told you that discretion is the better part of valor? Do you walk up to women in a bar and say "you don't want to sleep with me do you?"
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OhWiseOne

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@jessejaymes I was referring to them smoking weed. Not actually looking like Cheech and Chong. LOL!
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Dan_Tien

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Special Rules - If Obama... says we all have to pull together in a bipartisan effort, bend over.
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NormalFlora

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If Ted Nugent gets face-slammed to the floor by the Secret Service, pop the champagne.
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thatgirl

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The good stuff. ;)
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texas_cutie75

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Thank you ladies....my friends are I are now set...lol!!
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Medicinebow

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Nice to see Politix being lighthearted this evening. You girls hitting the bottle early?
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texas_cutie75

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Its 5 o'clock somewhere!!
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jessejaymes

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@texas_cutie75 Actually it's exactly 4:20 right now.
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Medicinebow

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That's it....Politix should have a "Happy Hour" here on Fridays....folks drink and post so we can all have a laugh from all the seriousness !!
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jessejaymes

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Huh? I thought all along about half the Politix posters were drunk?????
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Medicinebow

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Wouldn't it be great if they served alcohol during the address? Just kidding.
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crusader

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I am not sure why there is an "if" in front of all of these statements. It should say "when" as at least 90% will happen. Also what do we do for the mention of global warming? Maybe turn out one light in the house.
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DARSB

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If Mitch McConnell jiggles his dewlap, pound back a double.
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jessejaymes

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Go to your room.
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Hireman

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If Obama say "let me be clear" take a drink.
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jessejaymes

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What are you trying to do? Give people alcohol poisoning?
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Hireman

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@jessejaymes isn't that the point of a drinking game?
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marine1

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who said there would be no more happy hours.
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DogLady_1

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If you make it all the way through the SOTU without cussing - you are in a drunken coma...
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BelinKS

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That one sounds good to me, just stay the night where ever you are, have a designated driver or call a cab. Personally I'm staying sober. I want to catch it if he tries to slip something by!
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Feb '13

Vance1

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every time you hear Obama lie, Yell out "YOU LIE" and take a drink, By the time The Obama is done speaking everyone will be loaded
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Sabio

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every time oblamey says "fair share"
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tomincali

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be a great time to pull a u/a on all in office.
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