Ann Coulter was the pre-keynote speaker at the RNC, and she went all out to fire up the audience with her usual brand of wit and wisdom.
"CPAC had to cut back on its speakers by about 300lbs," Coulter joked, clearly alluding to Chris Christie.
"The keynote speaker at the Democrat National Convention this year was forcible rapist, Bill Clinton," Coulter claimed.
"That haircut is birth control enough," said Coulter said of Sandra Fluke, to laughter and applause.
Coulter immediately segued to one of her preoccupations, the supposed liberal obsession with conservative racism. "Liberals say the word lazy is a racist code-word, as is Chicago, apartment, and saying that 'Obama golfs.'"
Alluding to Obama's offers of spending cuts in return for tax cuts, Coulter came up with a novel racial analogy of her own: "We're the Indians and the Democrats are Andrew Jackson," said Coulter. "Ten years later he said 'oh yeah, we're going to be needing Nebraska and South Dakota too," suggesting that Obama is going to give an inch and take several miles in return.
Coulter wasn't afraid to embrace divisive rhetoric. "Your average Democrat thinks 'I think abortion should be funded federally, trees have feelings, we want to confiscate all your guns'...Democrats are awful people."
And she didn't hold back from jabbing at fellow-conservatives who disagreed with her stance on immigration. "If amnesty goes through all America will become California and no Republican will ever win another election...Why on earth are Marco Rubio and these endless Bushes supporting it?" Coulter explained that she's become a single-issue voter against an amnesty for immigrants.
In the Q&A session, the first questioner asked, "Is there any advice you'd give a young black conservative for dealing with the liberal mob (and will you go on a date with me)?
Coulter responded, "absolutely young man, I just need a note from your mother...Mitt Romney won 20% of black males under the age of 30. Liberals won blacks by lying about the history of civil rights. Black people want jobs and they don't want to be competing with illegal aliens for jobs."