A forthcoming Nintendo-style video game dubbed "Glorious Leader!" allows you to play the role of Kim Jong-Un as he battles American military forces in his home country. And rides unicorns. And cavorts with Dennis Rodman. The retro-looking action is described by its developers as a "run n' gun style game" that allows you to don the persona of the North Korean leader to fight off the "American imperialist hordes."
Here are some screenshots from the game that makes lil' Kim out to be a one-man army (in fact North Korea's army is over one million strong).
Need we show more? Nah, you get the pictures.