As if having your picture
taken during one of life's most mundane moments wasn't enough, now Mitt Romney graces GQ
's list of the "Least Influential People of 2012
Of course, so too does Michelle Obama, informs Yahoo!
's Rachel Rose Hartman. The First Lady made the list, Hartman writes, because despite her efforts to get the nation to eat healthier, "we're still a bunch of fatties." Romney, on the other hand, topped
the list not merely because he failed to influence Americans enough to put him in the Oval Office, but because, as GQ
puts it, "Voting for Romney is like hooking up with the last single person at the bar at 4 am."
can poke fun, but its list would more accurately be titled, "The Least Influential People of 2012 Who Were Almost Very Influential." The individuals on the list may have failed to win folks over to the degree they'd hoped, but they're power players when compared to, say, Missouri State Treasurer Clint Zweifel
. (Or Dain Fitzgerald
, for that matter.)
Via Yahoo! and GQ